SmartDarkrai

SmartDarkrai, otherwise simply known as "SD", is a member of Pokéboard, who refers to himself in reality as "the most boring person on Earth". SmartDarkrai is notable for his grammatical skills, roleplaying skills, boringness, and love of Fallout games. However, I bet you never knew he liked raccoons, did you?

SD just taught you something new.

History
SmartDarkrai, born unto the fabled realms of Blackpool, England in October 2000, completed his first Pokémon game, Pokémon LeafGreen version, at the ripe old age of, um, five. He has gone on to defeat every champion ever, and caught ALL the legendaries on Pokémon SoulSilver! :D Ahem...

His original favourite Pokémon was Dragonite, before it revealed itself to be Blaziken, but then it was actually Palkia, before it was Darkrai. To this day, 'tis still his favourite Pokémon.

SmartDarkrai joined Pokéboard aged 11, on a date remembered only by ye veterans of humanity recall - May 2012. Since then, he has met all the mods apart from Neo3. His original bros on PB were electric9990, MrKyurem, Du Toit, solarbeam and DarkAura. All but one remain on the forums, as MrKyurem was, unfortunately, banned on April 8, 2013. ._.

SD's goal is to become a mod, but that'll "only happen when Daryl Dixon stops being awesome". Or, never. Why? Read the rest of the article, it's blatanlty obvious. XD

Quotes
"Hey, hey Matt? Wanna hear the full story of granola?"

"It's called the Eclair Form. Next generation, the powerful 'Caramel Form' and the almighty 'Oreo Form' will be released, so don't forget it!"

"I'm really quite bland."

"Oh god, what."

":3"

"._."

"LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING."

"Now onto our finance reporter:

'Y NO BUY FRM EBAY

IZ CHEEPR'

Now the weather."

"No."

"All that story needs is a f

This seems like an random section, why is it so random? Why the cut-off mid sentence?
SD's best friends are:

- Skypichu - DarkAura - Du Toit - Electric9990 - solarbeam - Pocky - MattAttack67 - StickOfCelebi - MrKyurem (banned)

(I swear, if the 'Enter Button' fails me...)

HORSES
They go neigh, and people don't like eating them over here.

AMAZING HORSE
LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Fallout
Fallout is SD's favourite game series, along with Pokémon. However, SD's favourite aspect of it is deathclaws.

Simipours
SmartDarkrai doesn't like Simipour. AT ALL.

Well gosh, SD, this is an awfully long article. Why not just do trivia then end it?
Well, because weird headline voice says so, trivia.

- SmartDarkrai is boring.

- SmartDarkrai likes roleplaying.

- SmartDarkrai is about 5'7" in height.

- LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING

- Xbox Live was down when SD wrote this. Blame Microsoft that I wrote this article.

GOODBYE
Well, this is the end of the article.

Now please leave this article.

Otherwise, I will get my deathclaw on you.

GOODBYE!!!111!!!1!!!11